FRANKSON 2:0
KING BOYSON OF EASTERN BINSKOLIA ALSO HEARD ABOUT THIS WOMAN AND TRAVELLED TO MEET HER. BUT HE WAS TOO LATE AS SIR KING BINSKINGTON HAS SLAIN THE WOMAN AND NOW HAD A LUSTFUL GAZE TOWARDS BOYSON .
FRANKSON 2:1
AT FIRST THERE WAS NOTHING, THEN, THEN, LIGHT FROM THE BIG GUY HIMSELF. THE BIG 60 RAINED UPON THY A GODLY BICEP A ECOSYSTEM THAT WOULD TELL TALES UPON TALES OF HOW IT EVENTUALLY FELL. FIGHTS. BLOOD. VIOLENCE. WAT. THOUGH THAT LATER CAUSE WE AT THE START.
FRANKSON 2:2
KING BOYSON AWOKE UPON THE DISTANT LAND AND MIGRATED SOUTH TOWARDS A LONE LAKE. SOME SAY HE NEVER STOPPED PISSINGN THAT LAKE.
FRANKSON 2:3
HE PEED A LOT SO MUCH IT CREATED AN OCEAN. A PISS TSUNAMI WAS ON THE HORIZON. IN THE TOWN OF SLIME, CARPENTER ETHAN BUILT A BOAT BUT ONLY MADE IT FOR MEN CAUSE HE SO SEXIST. THE PISS HURRICANE FLOODED THE EARTH AND KILLED OFF LOTS OF PEOPLE. INCLUDING SIR BINSKINGTON.
FRANKSON 2:4
CARPENTER ETHAN WOKE UP IN SIR BINSKINGTON'S GUILD OF THE DEEP SIX AND THREATENED TO SLAY SIR BINSKINGTON, S.B SAID "THIS MAN IS A HERETIC, HANG HIM" AND ETHAN WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
FRANKSON 2:5
THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT, ONLY FIRE AND WATSTONE PLAGUING THE LANDS OF THE FALLEN WORLD. RED LAUGHS AS HE WAS VICTORIOUS IN HIS SEIGE.
FRANKSON 2:6
KING BOYSON AND HIS WIFE, QUEEN YNNOVIORE TRAVELLED TO THE SOUTH FOR THE SPRING AND MET UP WITH DINSK, WHO TURNS OUT HAD A GREAT TIME WITH HIS MOTHER.
FRANKSON 2:7
SIR BINSKINGTON SLAYS THE RED BARON (CAUSE RED BARON WANTED TO KILL BABY HITLER EARLY ON BUT SIR BINSKINGTON WAS NASI) SO HE FAILED IN HIS SEIGE OVER BEUROPE.
FRANKSON 2:8
THE MOON GRAZED A MOONY MIST OVER THE EQUAL KINDGOM OF BINSKOPOLANIA, SIR BINSKIMGTON II WANTED TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM HIS FATHER SO HE ORDERED THAT ALL MEN WOULD HAVE TO WEAR THEIR PROGRAMMING SOCKS TO PRESERVE THEIR MASCULINITY SO THEY WONT BETHRONE HIM .
FRANKSON 2:9
SIR BINSKINGTON 2 WAS BETHRONED AND HIS HEAD WAS PUT ON A PIKE FOR THE LIL BINSKLINS TO THROW THEIR CRUMPETS AT.