FRANKSON 1:1
AT FIRST THERE WAS NOTHING, THEN, THEN, LIGHT FROM THE GUY HIMSELF. THE BIG 70 RAINED UPON THY A GODLY BICEP A ECOSYSTEM THAT WOULD TELL TALES UPON TALES OF HOW IT EVENTUALLY FELL. FIGHTS. BLOOD. VIOLENCE. WAT. THOUGH THAT LATER CAUSE WE AT THE START.
FRANKSON 1:2
GODSON DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TAINT HIS HEAVENLY CREATION OF EARTH BY MAKING A MAMMAL THAT LEECHES ON THE OXYGEN HE (NOT SCIENCE CAUSE SCIENCE DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS TALE) CREATED HIMSELF. HE TOOK THE MUSCLE OF A FUNKY MONKEY. ADDED A HEART OF WATGOLD. AND USED HIS GODLIKE POWERS TO CREATE BOYSON. THE BOYSON WAS BORN AS A FULLY GROWN ADULT RATHER THAN A BABY CAUSE BABIES CAN'T THINK CAUSE THERE SO FUCKING STUPID.
FRANKSON 1:3
THE BOYSON ROAMED THE LAND AND FEASTED UPON HIS FAIR SHARE OF TALK AND CAULIFLOUR UNTIL HE BEGAN TO EVOLVE INTO A REPTILLIAN CREATURE THAT WOULD HAVE ROUGH SEX WITH GECKOS AND AFTER A ACCIDENTAL ONE NIGHT STAND, DINOSAURS WERE BORN.
FRANKSON 1:4
THE CAVEMAN VERSION OF TAJOP CAME FORTH WITH AN OFFERING TO CAVEMAN ETHAN. MOSENI INTERVIENED AND K*LLED CAVEMAN ETHAN, STOPPING THE HEIRARCHY. HE GOT IN HIS TRUCK AND TRAVELLED TO THE HEAVENS. MEETING HIS DAD WHO TURNS OUT TO BE MASTER BEAN, (SUPER MISTER BEAN) AND MASTER BEAN DECLARES SENI TO BE A MESIAH AND SENDS HIM TO EARTH TO SEND THE MESSAGE.
FRANKSON 1:5
AND GODSON SAID UPON THYNE CREATURES, "IN THE 20TH CENTURY, YOU HAVE TO SUCK FATHER FRANKS COCK EVERYDAY" THE CAVEPEOPLE DIDNT UNDERSTAND THY BEING AND PROCEDED TO SIN BY PROCREATING FURTHER AND SOMEHOW MAKING O LIKE, 12 DIFFERENT RACES (THEY WERE WHITE).
FRANKSON 1:6
HUMANITY BEGAN, CITY'S WERE EVENTUALLY BUILT. AND THEY FELL CAUSE THEY SO STUPID. GODSONS ANIMAL WUVKINOLO KEPT TABS ON GRANDMASTER BOYSON WHO WAS KING OF EARTH.
FRANKSON 1:7
IN THE DEEP SIX. (ORDER OF THE NOW PRESENT BOYISM) GATHERED IN THEIR HEBREW-LIKE CASTLE CHANTING LIMRICKS O PLENTY, WHEN NOBLEMAN SIR BINSKINGTON APPROACHED WITH THE IDEA TO TAKE OVER AND CREATE HIS OWN COUNTRY KNOWN AS ENGLAND WITH HIMSELF AS DICTATOR
FRANKSON 1:8
AU OK SO FUCKING UH DINSK (BINSKINGTON SON) HATED HIS FATHER CAUSE HIS DAD HAD A HABIT OF BEATING HIM ON OCCASION. DINSK WANTED TO KILL BINSKINGTON BUT BINSKINGTON KNEW AND ORDERED FOR HIS OWN LIVING CUM OF A CHILD TO BE. EXECUTED FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH.
FRANKSON 1:9
IN THE KINDGOM OF EARLY EUROPE, THERE WAS TREACHURY, KING BINSKINGTON RULED IT OVER WHILE GRINNING WITH HIS SNAGGLE TOOTH GRIN. WHAT HE DIDNT KNOW WAS THERE WERE RUMORS OF A WOMAN IN SOUTH BINSKOLIA SUPPOSIDLEY GOTTEN KNOCKED UP BY GODSON.