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We just want your money. We don't give JACK SHIT about WHAT YOU THINK.
You thought we were good people just because we have a professional website that we pay almost ZERO dollars for the Web Designer? FUCK NO! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM EITHER! THEY'RE ALL STUPID NERDS WHO DESERVES 1000 LASHINGS! and yeah, we TOTALLY did hire about 40 of them (trust us because we said so) each one gaining 0.0000000000000001% of what we make, plus we tax them. also, they eat bugs for dinner and cant afford to pay bills so they live in our Pod... If you think that's bad, we seriously, seriously don't give two fucks. and yea, cry about it fucker.

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